Our Contact Information & Service Terms
On Me and My Car
A Social Media T-Shirt Marketing Service
E-mail: marco [at] onmeandmycar [dot] com
Living in a world where opinions are like noses (everybody has one), and in a country with such a huge cultural diversity, makes it really hard to be 100% politically correct, and almost impossible to find a balanced point of view and to agree with everyone in regards of politics, philosophy, religion, and life choices in general.
In order to avoid hurting anyone’s sensibilities in such matters, and in an attempt to be respectful of your right to have and hold your own beliefs and convictions, while trying, at the same time to stay loyal to my own way of thinking and criteria, I have decided to implement and maintain a NEUTRAL POSITION on this website by NOT accepting any sponsorships or non-for-profit assignments that are directly or indirectly related or associated to any political or patriotic party, religious or alternative life style organization, or holiday celebration, e.g., Pongal, Yugaadi, Naw-Ruz, Eid al Adha, Christmas, Halloween, Chanukka, Rosh Hashanah, etc, etc.
Also, please keep in mind that On Me and My Car.com is a fun, easy going, family oriented website and for such reason I won’t be accepting any assignments related to the adult industry.
If you have any doubts about whether or not I’ll be accepting your assignment, please contact me before you buy a day. If you have already bought a day and your event, company, product or service is somehow conflicting with this resolution, I’ll contact you to let you know that I won’t be able to accept your assignment and I’ll issue a full refund.
I reserve the right to determine if a sponsor’s content is "appropriate" and compliant with the resolution stated above, and to block or deny access to the On Me and My Car website and services to any person or entity using offensive or obscene language not in accordance with accepted standards for a family oriented website. If you are indecent, mean, abusive, obscene, or hateful to our community or if you are trying to promote something threatening, harmful, pornographic, or objectionable, I won’t allow you into our website, period. It’s my right and no one will tell me otherwise.
With that being said, let’s go on with the fun part...
What? “Terms and Conditions”… BOOORING! Yes, we know, but unfortunately, our Prada-wearing-$500-an-hour-Juris-Doctor-Lady, strongly advise us to have at least some basic legal mumbo-jumbo in here. I will try to make our terms and conditions not so awkward and appealing to most of us. Ok here we go:
We need to communicate you that by clicking the “Get It Now” button and buying a day or any other service from On Me and My Car.com (OMMC), you are legally bind to all of the legalese jargon below. At least that’s what our sassy Juris Doctor said. I like to think of it more like; two mature adults or entities willingly entering into an honorable mutual agreement.
Firstly and most importantly, you understand that when you buy a day from On Me and My Car.com you are buying social media content creation/promotion and agree that due to the nature of such content, we cannot make any implied or “written on stone” guarantees about specific ROI numbers, or percentages of sales increase, or how your brand, product or image will be positively or negatively impacted. All we can guarantee is that your day will receive a lot of love, bunches of fun, and the most honest effort to try to make it a successful day.
No Refund As-Is policy. We are sorry that your day didn't met your expected results, but unfortunately, we won’t be able to give you a refund. Why you ask? Reason#1: Because Social media content creation is subjective and even when we try to voice our opinion in favor of you, and positively influence the community about your product, the social media collective has a brain of its own and it’s impossible to predict how they will react to you or your product. Reason#2: OMMC is on the business of creating fun, buzz, and engagement and we do it at very competitive prices, in order to maintain such great prices, OMMC needs to operate with this kind of “no-refund-as-is” policy in place.
Secondly, once you have completed payment for your day, you’ll be presented with a nice, small questionnaire, not the long, boring, huge questionnaire that will keep you awake all night long, but a small one requesting some basic but important information. We’ll also need from you, your logo file, a large size t-shirt imprinted with your logo or message, and about 100 postcards, flyers or brochures (this last item is optional and up to you). As you can see, we’re not requesting the jewels of the crown, only some basic items that most likely you already have.
You will have the option too, to write the blog/article that will be featured in our site on your day. We truly believe nobody is more suitable to do so because no one knows your company or product better than you. Of course, if you request and authorize us to do the copy writing, we happily will.
After receiving your ideas, comments and feedback, we ask you to grant us full creative control and freedom of speech throughout the whole process, including but not limited to the pictures taken, the videos made, the tweet phrases sent, and the locations visited to promote you.
If you want to send us any gadgets or extra items to help us promote you during your day or to giveaway and engage our followers, by all means feel free to do it. Just remember that if you want any of your items back, you will need to provide us with a prepaid postage label. If your items are not requested back and if no prepaid label is provided within 7 days after your day is over, we’ll assume you don’t want them back and the items will become our property, we get to keep them as gifts from you. Thank you.
In regards of you t-shirt and the magnets used during your day, I will keep them stored for 9 months just in case you want to use our services again. After that the t-shirt will be most likely donated to a country or region in need and the magnets will be recycled. Optionally, you can get the magnets by paying for the postage and a $10 handling/packaging fee.
Lastly, you understand, agree, and acknowledge that the operation of the OMMC site may from time to time encounter technical or other problems and may not necessarily continue uninterrupted or without technical or other errors and OMMC will not be responsible to sponsors or others for any interruptions, errors or problems or even for an outright discontinuance of the OMMC site/service.
In case of an emergency or illness that somehow prevents or incapacitates me to represent you on the date you have paid for, you agree and authorize OMMC to use a substitute person to host, perform, and fulfill all the necessary duties related to present your day, without the need of prior notice.
You affirm and represent that you own all the copyright to the logo, t-shirt and all other content and materials you have supplied OMMC with, and if not, you have permission to use the content by the rightful copyright owner. You and your content will not conflict with any other copyright, trade mark, patent or right of privacy and your content does not contain material that defames or vilifies any person, people, races, religion or religious group and is not obscene, pornographic, indecent, harassing, threatening, harmful, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory or otherwise objectionable.
YOU SPECIFICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT OMMC IS NOT LIABLE FOR YOUR DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE OR ILLEGAL CONDUCT, OR SUCH CONDUCT BY THIRD PARTIES, AND YOU EXPRESSLY ASSUME ALL RISKS AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGES AND LOSSES ARISING FROM SUCH CONDUCT.
OK that’s it, enough with the legal argot. Let’s have some fun! Shall we?